Yesterday TML said that he was going to go the market to get stuff for a salad. He comes home with stuff for a salad, fruit, 10 kilos of oranges, and an orange squeezer to make fresh squeezed orange juice. If you’re not familiar with kilos, 10 kilos is roughly 22 lbs. That is allot of fucking oranges
Whatever I can squeeze oranges, the oranges here are for squeezing. They are super juicy so it is super easy, and super delicious.
A few hours later, TML ask me “Cory, what did I buy you for your birthday?”
I responded politely “nothing we were in Oaxaca, and now I have that fucking orange squeezer.”
As a little bit more time goes by he says, “Really I didn’t buy you anything? Well I took you to stay in that really fancy hotel. “
He did take us to stay in a really fancy hotel, but only because his mom paid for it and then he was afraid to sleep with the lights or the TV off.
Not that I want him to go and get me a birthday present, I don’t care we had a nice vacation, but I could think of a million things that I would rather have then that fucking orange squeezer, and 10 kilos of oranges.
I keep thinking that I now I need to squeeze all of the oranges before they go bad. There isn’t room in my fridge for 10 kilos of oranges. So guess what I am doing tomorrow! Hahaha.
Whatever I can squeeze oranges, the oranges here are for squeezing. They are super juicy so it is super easy, and super delicious.
A few hours later, TML ask me “Cory, what did I buy you for your birthday?”
I responded politely “nothing we were in Oaxaca, and now I have that fucking orange squeezer.”
As a little bit more time goes by he says, “Really I didn’t buy you anything? Well I took you to stay in that really fancy hotel. “
He did take us to stay in a really fancy hotel, but only because his mom paid for it and then he was afraid to sleep with the lights or the TV off.
Not that I want him to go and get me a birthday present, I don’t care we had a nice vacation, but I could think of a million things that I would rather have then that fucking orange squeezer, and 10 kilos of oranges.
I keep thinking that I now I need to squeeze all of the oranges before they go bad. There isn’t room in my fridge for 10 kilos of oranges. So guess what I am doing tomorrow! Hahaha.
