Yesterday I wanted to make Tarzan and I oatmeal. This should me an easy task since I have just recently purchased some Quaker oats, brand fucking new box of oatmeal. So I have the water boiling and I go to get the oatmeal, still has the safety seal on it, so I bust threw that and I open up the box. Inside the box of oatmeal appears to be little dried raisons, so I look at the label of the box did I accidentally get oatmeal with raisons in it. NO, it is full of fucking cockroach shit. I examined the box to figure out how this has happened; well to my surprise there was a small whole in the lid. So a whole box of oatmeal in the garbage.
