I'm So Ready

I am ready to push this baby out. I am tired of being so sweaty all of the time, I don't think there are words to express how sweaty I really am. You would have to see it to believe it. It is fucking gross. I guess since it just started raining, that if I were to go into labor at this moment, I would be having the baby in my sister-in-laws bed. I don't know how excited she would be about that.

The c-section rate down here is about 99.9% so I would probably be better off having the baby here then at the hospital. The entire pregnancy I have been adamant about have a vaginal birth, and then the other day I had to put my foot down about the pinche episiotomy. My doctor thinks I am crazy so that is also very reassuring. Maybe I should just have the baby in my sister-in-laws bed. I might be better off. RSG I will need you on the phone.

1 Comments:

I say have the baby right there at home and call it a day.

NO EPISIOTOMY!!!!

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!!!!

Damn, I might have to fly my ass down there and catch that baby myself.

By Blogger Kathryn, at 10:32 PM  

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