It won’t be like with Tarzan were I just continued on with life well after my due date, so far after my due date that my midwife, my wonderful midwife said that I had to be induce. I went to the hospital they gave me a little bit of this and a little bit of that. Had an epidural, went to sleep, woke up and I pushed the little beast out. No pain, no gain. I don’t know what that is all about.
So everyday I get closer to having this little animal. I am so paranoid about have a c-section, that I will be waiting until the very last minute to go to the hospital, I feel like the hospital room will look like the surgery suite on NIP/TUCK were they have all of there operating equipment laid out neatly on the table ready to cut me open. That would be ideal if I was going in for a vaginal rejuvenation surgery, but that isn’t the case. I am going to be having a baby, and I hope that it will be coming out of my vagina.
Oh, one more thing. September 16th is a huge holiday here. It is the Mexican Independence Day. It involves a lot of tequila, and it includes everybody. I don’t think there is one sober person in the whole country that day. The Mexican Lover is hoping we have the baby that day. If that is the case I will be delivering the baby all by myself because there won’t be anyone sober at the hospital or anywhere else. Maybe I should by Tarzan a catcher’s mit. Damn Dude.
So everyday I get closer to having this little animal. I am so paranoid about have a c-section, that I will be waiting until the very last minute to go to the hospital, I feel like the hospital room will look like the surgery suite on NIP/TUCK were they have all of there operating equipment laid out neatly on the table ready to cut me open. That would be ideal if I was going in for a vaginal rejuvenation surgery, but that isn’t the case. I am going to be having a baby, and I hope that it will be coming out of my vagina.
Oh, one more thing. September 16th is a huge holiday here. It is the Mexican Independence Day. It involves a lot of tequila, and it includes everybody. I don’t think there is one sober person in the whole country that day. The Mexican Lover is hoping we have the baby that day. If that is the case I will be delivering the baby all by myself because there won’t be anyone sober at the hospital or anywhere else. Maybe I should by Tarzan a catcher’s mit. Damn Dude.
